Friday, May 26, 2006

In faraway Bohemia

In the faraway galaxy of Bohemia, 15 light years away from the more popular Milky Way, a planet reigned in peace and magnificence during the past 20 millenniums. That planet is Natasha, most astonishing in all of Bohemia because it is blessed by 18 moons, 2 harmless balls of fire, and 35,000 shooting stars.

The Order of the Pretty Immortals, Natasha’s most high life forms, has never ceased in maintaining happiness and grace in the planet. They will continue to be responsible in shaping the never ending future of Bohemia’s economic, entertainment and political capital.

The Order is composed of one supreme chief and five associate immortals. The Royal Cupcake, Natasha’s supreme immortal, remains instrumental in maintaining intergalactic, interplanetary and interkingdom business cooperation. One of the tremendous results of the cooperation is the advocacy to the principle of interplanetary social responsibility, which has helped preserve Bohemia’s marine, upland and urban ecosystems.


The Royal Cupcake in an intimate moment with the Royal Hubby

The Bloody Mary works closely with the Metabolism Master. The former creates, pilots and replicates responsive education system while the latter strengthens Natasha’s workforce composed of elves, mutants, humanoids, gremlins, fairies and groupers.


Bloody Mary and the Physical Fitness Guru in a photo taken at Natasha's Grouper Preservation Camp.

The Level-Headed Fashionista is the overall in-charge of the planet’s administration, most especially in ensuring the steady supply of laser beams that fuel Natasha’s industries and corporations. Meanwhile, the Physical Fitness Guru perseveres in developing and strengthening the galaxy-wide web.


The Level-Headed Fashionista is cooling.

Finally, the Romantic Kisser is relentless in promoting arts all over Natasha and in many zones and regions in Bohemia. He is ceaseless in his quest at discovering films that inspire and uplift, music that sings to the heart, and literary pieces that are truly slices of life.


The Romantic Kisser is wallowing in romanticism.

But alas! A new millennium is fast approaching and Bohemia’s Executive Committee issued a memorandum that challenges the galaxies’ attitude towards Food and Health. Upon receiving the information, the chief and associates of the Order of the Pretty Immortals unanimously asked: is there a potential in the aforementioned development challenge?

How would major players and other stakeholders, e.g. Krua Thai, Sbarro, Kublai Khan, McDonalds, KFC, Shawarma, Chowking, AA, Larsian and Ice Castle, react to such kind of pronouncement?

But The Order, who has been unfailingly consistent in promoting mechanisms and strategies that ensure the growth and long-term sustainability of Natasha, ruled affirmatively. Yes, the challenge has been accepted!

Thus The Order embarked on a series of engagements that will ensure the physical well being of all its planet’s inhabitants:

The Royal Cupcake focuses on the science of physical therapy and the preparation of food varieties that are mostly boiled and lacks oil and other cholesterol-inducing substances.

The Bloody Mary is very religious in culturing white pearls that melt fats.


Bloody Mary and the Royal Cupcake are having a very focused and emotional discussion about he future of Natasha's fairies and gremlins. Photo taken during the training workshop for Natasha's garment workers.

The Metabolism Master is consistent in discouraging the intake of beverages that trigger hyperacidity.


The Metabolism Master is happy and refreshed.

The Level-Headed Fashionista is relentless in building a database of laxatives and substances that can cause stomach pain and heart failure, among other ailments.

The Physical Fitness Guru illumines the virtues of regular exercise, proper breathing and intimate evening acrobatics that are good for the heart.


The Physical Fitness Guru is being shy and modest.

And the Romantic Kisser concocts mixtures of fibers and acticol, which are plant sterols that reduces cholesterol.

Choose wellness!


The Level-Headed Fashionista, the Romantic Kisser and the Metabolism Master are cooling in the quarters of Natasha's highest governing institution.


The Super Supreme Chair of Bohemia's Executive Committee is celebrating the survival of 10,000,000 forest and fruit tree species planted in Natasha's Watershed Forest Reserve.

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