Monday, May 22, 2006

Ahem Ahem: The Prequel

Before the Boogieman was declared a Romantic Kisser, the black Physical Fitness Magnate cracked the online personality quiz conspiracy that caused a hoard of social development mama’s and wannabe’s mesmerized by the regular doses of revelations.

The New Wave Extrovert, donned in shawl, became glorious in orange, her magnificence captured during the sunset.

For Bloody Mary, the red mantra is an early glimpse of her current hedonistic pulsation.

The color black was a judgment to the Physical Fitness Magnate and the Level-Headed Fashionista. Flowing in their veins is a benevolent mission – the task of administering the countless and urgent daily demands of a leading foundation’s mama’s and wannabe’s.

And of course, the Romantic Kisser was hailed a green creation. Neither for his mind’s naughty exploits nor for his life’s few yet lingering, highly emotional dramas, but for his supposed humanity that would make Sabertooth run for his dear polar life and Snow White green with envy.

Believe me, you would force me to walk down the aisle to ensure your lifelong security!

JESSIE, YOUR TRUE COLOR IS GREEN! You're green, the color of growth and vigor. Good-hearted and giving, you have a knack for finding and bringing out the best in people. Green is the most down-to-earth color in the spectrum — reliable and trustworthy.

People know they can count on you to be around in times of need, since your concern for people is genuine and sincere. You take pride in being a good friend. For you, success is measured in terms of personal achievement and growth, not by status or position. Rare as emeralds, greens are wonderful, natural people. It truly is your color!

To the staff and crew of Tickle Inc., the Romantic Kisser would like to extend these Virginia Woolf and Rhett Buttler quotes for you. Respectively:

“You have given me the greatest possible happiness. You have been in every way all that anyone could be.”

“Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.”

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