The Monkey and the Ox

No offense to the 11 other animals, but I intensely and consistently believe that the Monkey is the best sign in the Chinese Astrology. This is because I was born in the year 1980, the year of the Metal Monkey, and my life has been really good despite the queer events, trials and tribulations that have hounded me in the last 28 years.

Meanwhile, I am especially friendly to the Rat, the first sign, because it is my secret animal, having been introduced to this wonderful universe at 30 minutes past midnight. And to the Pig, because it rules December, the most cheerful month of the year, the month that became more blessed because of my birth. Again, no offense to the remaining eight animals.

Monkeys are inquisitive, objective, quick-witted fellows. We are inventors, motivators, improvisers and problem solvers. We are also flexible, innovative,self-assured, sociable, polite, dignified, competitive, factual, and intellectual. Never mind that we are unfortunately egotistical, vain, selfish, reckless, snobbish, deceptive, manipulative, cunning, jealous, suspicious. Nobody's perfect anyway. We are capable of either great good or great evil - bottomline, the capacity for greatness streams in our glorious veins.

Since we are currently celebrating the Chinese New Year, let me give a tribute to myself and to the beautiful Monkeys of the world (Ms. Celine Dion, my friend, this is for us, dearie) by illustrating our fortunes this 2009.

Monkey Overview
This year offers the Monkey some opportunities to go far with your talents. The Monkey's generous nature may leave you stretched in several different directions, so it is important to stay focused in order to achieve the goals you have set for yourself this year. You will be given the opportunity to impress the right people both in business, as well as in your personal life. Don't hold back this year, for this could be one that will leave an impression over the course of the next few years.

Monkey Rating
49% (4 favorable and 5 neutral and 3 unfavorable months)

Monkey Career
Great strides can be made in your career this year. Timing is everything and in your case, time is on your side. You will be in the right place at the right time to impress the decision makers in your career. The steady Ox rewards those with strong work ethics and the Monkey will surely reap the benefits of your labor. Don't hesitate to do anything that will aid your skills and benefit your position.

Monkey Relationships
This could be a busy year for you domestically. Look to your family for the encouragement and support you need. On the same token, it is important for you to listen and heed the advice of those who care. Your social life is active filled with plenty of opportunities to make new friends. Don't forget the ones that have been with you through the rough times, as it is just as important to offer your time with your existing relations.

Monkey Health
Take note that there are several high points to your year. With such a busy social year, you may stretch yourself thin with your health. Be aware of your energy levels throughout the year, as you may need some added rest to counter your affairs. It would be wise to take an active part in your health, taking up a new form of exercise that follows your interests: martial arts or dancing are two good possibilities.

Monkey Wealth
This could be a great year for the Monkey financially. You will possibly make great gains in this area throughout the year. Due to your generous nature, you may have a difficult time refraining from giving to others. Be mindful of this and make sure you give to yourself every once in a while because you deserve it.

Break a leg this 2009, Jessie!