The strongest, the sexiest and the hottest

Shrek , Brad Pitt and Jennifer Lopez were all having lunch together.

Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?

Jennifer Lopez said, 'I'm told I'm the sexiest of them all, but sometimes I wonder.'

Brad Pitt agreed, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the hottest man alive but I've never had it confirmed.'

They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to approach the wicked Queen's mirror to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Jennifer Lopez was the sexiest, and Brad Pitt was the hottest. They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.

The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it 's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.'

Jennifer Lopez followed and boasted, 'It is true, it has been confirmed that I am the sexiest woman alive!'

Brad Pitt walked in, head bent, tears in his eyes, and asked,"Who in the world is Jessie Cubijano?!?"