Friday, August 25, 2006

If my life were captured in a book

If my life were captured in a book, I would want a lengthy title for the book, something that would ultimately encompass my life and times, just in case the more than 5 billion people of the world would be too occupied to even read the back cover text of my book. Thus, spake zarathustra, the recommended book titles:

1. How to dismantle an atomic bomb without losing a finger but compromising your sanity: the life and times of Jessie Cubijano

2. How to kill a monster and secure a place in heaven: freeing the human race of Jessie Cubijano

3. Werewolf from the firmament: loving and hating the montrosity that is Jessie Cubijano

4. Tinimbang ka ngunit kulang: ang mga pakikipagsapalaran ni Jessie Cubijano sa buhay at sa pag-ibig

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